No, nothing about Dustin Penner or Brian Burke or Kevin Lowe. I was on vacation when it happened, although the lines Burke trotted out made me giggle like lolcats do.
Rather, I'm talking about something more insidious and terrifying that came up while I was playing EHM 2007. My Hawks had lost in 7 to the Blues in the 2012 Western Conference Finals (after my starting goalie had his wrist broken for him and I had to play my third-stringer in G7).
Warning: large image that is potentially disturbing, unless you're under fits of delusion like my poor boss.