Well, I usually don't bother, but I just happened to have been looking at my mailbox when this came in from edmontonoilers.com so I know it likely hasn't already been plastered everywhere quite yet:
MEDIA ADVISORY
The Edmonton Oilers will be holding a media conference at the Edmonton International Airport at 9:00 a.m. on Thursday, July 20, 2006 to announce the signing of members of the team management staff.
WHEN: Thursday, July 20, 2006
I'm going to guess Craig MacTavish is either finally getting a new contract, or they've fired Kevin Lowe to replace him with Ty Conklin, who will simulaneously announce his retirement.
Update: bah, take all the fun out of it.