My wife and I were just listening to Ryan Smyth's post-game interview against the Sharks, and I said "Ryan spells his last name with a Y because there's no 'I' in Smyth."
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*crickets*
OK, *I* laughed at my clever wit.
In other news... Roloson, after being asked if he looked for tendencies in guys like Joe Thornton, said "well, you look for tendencies, but you don't want to rely on them because 9 times out of 10, they're not there." Er, yeah. To be fair, he meant that they have tendencies, but half the time in a game situation there's broken plays and such. Still, a Smyth-esque comment.