Some philosophy humour:
This is pretty much the same thing I thought this spring when I was first introduced to the Chalmers-zombie. Qualia, by the way, is subjective experience. The "what is it like to be" is a reference to a famous paper by Tomas Nagel published in 1974.
(Comic from chaospet, there's a fair few more comics there of a philosophical bent as well. Comic reproduced under CC license.)