August 2009 Archives

Wired for info

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Are we addicted to information? Is there something hardwired into our beings that makes us unable to resist compulsive Twittering? Every other day there's a news article or radio story on how studies show that... well, really, not much more than scientists like to publish things.

The Mind Hacks folks do a good job of demolishing the "studies show" myth with respect to information-seeking behaviour here. If you've ever nodded to one of those articles going on and on about how we're natural information addicts, then go read this one. Now. GOOGLE COMMANDS IT.

In case it's not obvious, I think those theories are, like a lot of the rest of pop psychology, bullshit. Yet we techie types eat them up like coffee ice cream or something. If you'll excuse me, I have some bark to examine now.

The Evil Dead Windows

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Actual conversation I just had with a new Windows XP box:

XP: O HAI U R NOT UPDATIN

me: yeah, I'd like to go upd-

XP: OH HAI U R NOT UPDATIN AND U HAZ NO AV

me: yeah, I was about to -

XP: O HAI, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO UPDATE?

me: ok, so go upd-

XP: O HAI WOULD YOU LAIK A TOUR?


Dealing with Windows is just like dealing with an ADHD child who also has HIV and you have the cure except you can't inject it into the kid because it's whirling around in a circle showing you the new dance it just made up.

And then when you've just about caught it, some dude in a black hat walks in and shoots your ADHD HIV+ kid in the head and the kid turns into a zombie and tears your throat out just before turning all your other kids into zombies too.

Life with Windows: like life with zombies, only infinitely more exciting.